Lost my belly button cord

Today, I went to see the doctor. She pronounced me fit as a whistle. Tonight, when I got home, mom fed me 4 oz of formula. I was pretty full and sleeping after that. She decided to give me a bath in the middle of my slumber and I was not too happy about that. So after she washed me and got me out, I pee'd all over the place. So she put me back in the bath, took me out again and I spit up all over her and the towel. So she put me back in the bath, cleaned me up, and by that time I was too tired to strike back. Oh, and I lost my belly button cord tonight. The end.